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Subject: [JOKE] Three Whishes Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:17 pm
A bear and a rabbit were walking in the forest one day, when they stumbled across a magic frog. The frog told them both, they have three wishes but to use them wisely.
So the bear thinks for a minute then says "I want all the bears in this forest to be female, you know except for me."
Then the rabbit says " I would like a motorcycle helmet." The frog asks the rabbit " are you sure this is what you want?" "yes" the rabbit says then I will grant them.
Now the bear thinks for a minute and says " I want all the bears in the surrounding forests to be female, you know except me."
Then the rabbit thinks for a minute and says " I would love a motorcycle!" "are you sure you want this as your second wish" says the frog. "yes I do" says the rabbit. "Well then granted" says the frog.
"Now you both only have one wish left, so pick it wisely", says the frog. After a long wait the bear and the rabbit are ready to make their wishes.
The bear says " I want all the bears in the world to be female, you know except me." "Wish granted" says the frog. " how about your last wish", says the frog.
The rabbit starts up his motorcycle and puts on his helmet then as he starts to take off he says "I want this bear here to be gay". Wish granted.
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